And did you think I didn't see you?There were flashin' lightsAt least I had the decencyTo keep my nights out of sightOnly rumors 'bout my hips and thighs
And my whispered sighsOh, Lord, I think about jumpin'Off of very tall somethingsJust to see you come runnin'And say the one thing I've been wanting, but no
Let's fast forward to three hundred awkward blind dates later (Oh)If she's got blue eyes, I will surmise that you'll probably date her (Oh, no)
You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor (Oh)You search in every model's bed for somethin' greater, baby
Was it over when she laid down on your couch?Was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?"Come here," I whispered in your earIn your dream as you passed out, babyWas it over then? And is it over now?
Uh-huh(Is it? Is it?)Uh-huh
Think I didn't see you?There were flashin' lightsAt least I had the decencyTo keep my nights out of sightOnly rumors 'bout my hips and thighs
And my whispered sighsOh, Lord, I think about jumpin'Off of very tall somethingsJust to see you come runnin' (Runnin')And say the one thing I've been wanting, but no
Flashin' lights, oh, Lord (Oh)Let's fast forward to three hundred takeout coffees later (Oh)(Flashin' lights) I was hoping you'd be thereAnd say the one thing (Oh, Lord)I've been wanting (Oh, Lord)But no
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